We know you're not a real monk! |
"Whoever, being in a public place, fraudulently pretends by garb or outward array to be a minister of any religion, or nun, priest, rabbi or other member of the clergy, is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, shall be punished by a fine not exceeding $500.00 or confinement in the county jail for not more than one year, or by both such fine and imprisonment."
God (and Alabama) forbid your kid wants to dress up as a Buddhist monk for Halloween. If Freddy Four Fingers had pulled off his diamond heist in Birmingham instead of London, he would have faced an additional charge.
The Vatican's Most Wanted |
Now I know what you're thinking, and the answer is no. Alabama's favorite daughter, Mother Angelica, is not breaking the law. She really is a Franciscan nun. (Keep her in your prayers. She's been suffering from strokes for over a decade.)
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